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Mark Steyn: Bolton's just too hip for scaredy-cat Dems
Chicago Sun-Times ^ | April 17, 2005 | MARK STEYN

Posted on 04/17/2005 6:10:38 AM PDT by Commander Salamander

Boy, this confirmation battle over John Bolton, the president's plain-spoken nominee for U.N. ambassador, is really heating up. Sen. Barbara Boxer, the Democratic Party's comely obstructionist, has charged that Bolton needs ''anger management lessons.''

I don't know about you, but nothing makes me want to hurl a chair through the window and punch someone's lights out like being told I need anger management lessons. So I was interested to hear about the kind of violent Boltonian eruptions that had led Boxer to her diagnosis. Well, here it comes. (If you've got young children present, you might want to take them out of the room.) From the shockingly brutal testimony of Thomas Fingar, assistant secretary of state for the Bureau of Intelligence Research: Q: Could you characterize your meeting with Bolton? Was he calm?

Fingar: No, he was angry. He was standing up.

Q: Did he raise his voice to you? Did he point his finger in your face?

Fingar: I don't remember if he pointed. John speaks in such a low voice normally. Was it louder than normal? Probably. I wouldn't characterize it as screaming at me or anything like that. It was more, hands on hips, the body language as I recall it, I knew he was mad.

He was ''standing up'' with ''hands on hips''! Who's he think he is -- Carmen Miranda? Fortunately, before Bolton could let rip with a ''pursed lip'' or escalate to the lethal ''tsk-ing'' maneuver, Fingar was able to back cautiously out of the room and call the FBI anger management team, who surrounded the building and told the deranged diplomat to come out slowly with his hands above his hips.

Well, I haven't been so horrified since . . . well, since David Gest split from Liza Minnelli and launched a multimillion...

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He was ''standing up'' with ''hands on hips''! Who's he think he is -- Carmen Miranda?

LOL!!

1 posted on 04/17/2005 6:10:38 AM PDT by Commander Salamander
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To: Commander Salamander
We'll talk reform, we'll pass reform bills, we'll merge and de-merge and re-merge every so often, we'll change three-letter acronyms (INS) to four-letter acronyms (BCIS) just to show how serious we are, and a year or four down the line we may well get real tough and require five-letter acronyms.

Actually, now it's the USCIS, they have moved to a five letter acronym.

2 posted on 04/17/2005 6:21:00 AM PDT by Unam Sanctam
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To: Commander Salamander; wingblade

ROFL! Who knew Steyn would stoop to song parodies?


3 posted on 04/17/2005 6:24:33 AM PDT by hoosier_RW_conspirator
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To: prairiebreeze; Mo1

A Steyn ping.


4 posted on 04/17/2005 6:26:25 AM PDT by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
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To: Commander Salamander
I loved it!


The new secret weapon to slay all Dimocrats ... The Hokey Pokey!




You put your right hand in ...

You take your right hand out ...

5 posted on 04/17/2005 6:28:36 AM PDT by G.Mason (If you are broken ... it is because you are brittle.)
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To: Commander Salamander
"come out slowly with his hands above his hips.

MAKE HIM STOP ! I'm spewing all over.

6 posted on 04/17/2005 6:48:14 AM PDT by chiller (DONE: Gore, taxes, terrorism,Kerry, Old Media. TO DO: Judges, Tort, IRS, Soc.Sec.,borders..)
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To: Commander Salamander

The whole article is hilarious. Steyn keeps topping himself.


7 posted on 04/17/2005 6:59:59 AM PDT by Moonman62 (Federal creed: If it moves tax it. If it keeps moving regulate it. If it stops moving subsidize it)
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To: Commander Salamander

It sounds to me like Bolton must have read this book. It describes his type of "reaction" as precisely what good managers should use for bad employees.
8 posted on 04/17/2005 7:04:52 AM PDT by Clock King
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To: Commander Salamander

Steyn nails it again!


9 posted on 04/17/2005 7:05:30 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Let the Constitution do the talkin')
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To: Commander Salamander
John Bolton reminds the Democrats of your angry Mom who was strict with you as a child - for good reasons. No wonder they're bursting their bladder!

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
10 posted on 04/17/2005 7:10:11 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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"Who knew Steyn would stoop to song parodies?"

Maybe he's seen a few DFUs?

11 posted on 04/17/2005 7:11:42 AM PDT by Enterprise (Abortion and "euthanasia" - the twin destroyers of the Democrat Party.)
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To: Gabz

Too funny over here.


12 posted on 04/17/2005 7:12:18 AM PDT by tioga
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To: Enterprise
Maybe he's seen a few DFUs?

'Twas my first thought as well.

13 posted on 04/17/2005 7:13:50 AM PDT by hoosier_RW_conspirator
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To: Pokey78

Over here!


14 posted on 04/17/2005 7:20:38 AM PDT by metesky ("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)
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To: Commander Salamander

Perhaps a little makeup and a pair of diapers would make him a little less intimidating?

LOL

Boxer represents the Disneyland Distrikt.


15 posted on 04/17/2005 7:22:32 AM PDT by o_zarkman44
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ROFL! Who knew Steyn would stoop to song parodies?

Umm ... people who read Steyn? Admittedly, they're probably more common in his stage and culture columns, but he's used them in his political columns, too, for quite some time.

16 posted on 04/17/2005 7:26:36 AM PDT by Caesar Soze
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To: Commander Salamander

lol!! Fantastic article. How do you write this columnist and tell him how great this was?


17 posted on 04/17/2005 7:29:09 AM PDT by N. Beaujon
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To: tioga

Steyn is great - thanks for the ping!


18 posted on 04/17/2005 7:29:26 AM PDT by Gabz (John Paul II, pray for us.)
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To: Commander Salamander

Bump for later reading


19 posted on 04/17/2005 7:30:47 AM PDT by ABG(anybody but Gore) (From Roe v Wade to Terri Schiavo, the RATS have become a death cult...)
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To: Commander Salamander
Fortunately, before Bolton could let rip with a ''pursed lip'' or escalate to the lethal ''tsk-ing'' maneuver, Fingar was able to back cautiously out of the room and call the FBI anger management team, who surrounded the building and told the deranged diplomat to come out slowly with his hands above his hips.

Oh my goodness!! I have to get to the emergency room. My sides have split open from laughing!!

Mark, will you please marry me?

20 posted on 04/17/2005 7:31:08 AM PDT by Misty Memory (Why is it that most of the Wild Turkey's on FR look more like vultures?)
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