I was watching the Discovery Channel last week. I bet these are earths warning signs that the Yellowstone super volcano is about to erupt.
Or or or or That a giant massive asteroid the size of Texas (or Hillarys butt) is on a collision course with earth, and that our government isn't telling us, but has key scientists, politicians and rich people locked in Cheyenne Mountain. But the huge asteroid is affecting our gravity and wreaking havoc on our tidal forces.
I do know one thing for sure though.......
ITS ALL BUSHES FAULT
PS: This is SERIES and HUGH
Ahh, Thanks, I was wondering, when someone would post that. :)