Let's get back to the early days -- Linus, Cletus, Clement, Sixtus, Fabian, Damasus, Symmachus, Calixtus ...
I like Pope Ronald.
Not Cletus.
I kinda like Celestine
Or Urban or Innocent.
No more Piuses. The last one was a dishonor to Cathlics everywhere 'cuz he was in bed with both Schicklgruber and Mussolini.