I guess we may as well confess that the only reason we spend ninty percent of our time on line, here at Free Republic, is because Jim Rob conspired with Hillary Clinton and got a copy of our FBI files. We are (whimper) mere helpless victems, held prisoner by the tyrannical creator of this site.
We try to flee to other places on the internet, but Jim the evil genius, has found some diabolical way to control our computers. It matters not what address we may seek, we find ourselves at Free Republic.
Changing computers doesn't help at all. I have used family members computers, while on vacation-same old, same old I wind up here at FR.
Help us somebody.............please.
I have been given a FR brain chip. I foolishly fought and struggled when they came for me, but my wonderful master Mr. Robinson persevered. I now live on a diet of oatmeal and tofu, and for that I'm grateful.
By the way, I have reported your insolence -- your futile attempt to break away from FR.
No more paychecks for you. The Master would not approve.