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Grandma stops intruder with garden gnome
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Posted on 04/15/2005 3:20:09 PM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
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posted on
04/15/2005 3:22:54 PM PDT
by
secret garden
(Courage is not the lack of fear. It is acting in spite of it. - Mark Twain)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
"He added: "Our usual advice would be not to get involved, but to contact the police straight away," said a spokesman for the Devon and Cornwall Police."
Yeah, she should have made him a cup of tea [/rolling eyes here
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Tee hee! Take away their guns, and they'll use garden gnomes :-) Personally, I think I'd rather get shot, than smashed over the head with a concrete garden gnome.
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Travelocity gnome?
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posted on
04/15/2005 3:25:36 PM PDT
by
swampfox98
(Michael Reagan: "It's time to stop the flood.")
To: swampfox98
Never roam alone;
You might catch a gnome.
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posted on
04/15/2005 3:26:37 PM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
(. . . Ministrix of ye Chace (recess appointment), TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary . . .)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
That Roaming Gnome really DOES get around...
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posted on
04/15/2005 3:27:37 PM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(President Bush is a mensch in cowboy boots.)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
I wonder which one she grabbed.....
To: TightyRighty
Dang! I had just grabbed one of google!
To: AnAmericanMother
To: GovernmentShrinker
I love happy endings! LOL
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Gnomes are evil..Just look athis naughty gnome...
To: RedBloodedAmerican
"I didn't want to break another gnome." Waste not want not.....good for Grandma!
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posted on
04/15/2005 3:33:44 PM PDT
by
apackof2
(Love is a verb)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
The Labour Party had better ban garden gnomes before this sort of disgraceful vigilantism gets out of hand.
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posted on
04/15/2005 3:35:28 PM PDT
by
Argus
(Mi tagline es su tagline)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Is that aimed at me? LOL!!!
To: RedBloodedAmerican
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posted on
04/15/2005 3:37:22 PM PDT
by
Nachoman
To: RedBloodedAmerican
I grabbed the first thing that came to hand - one of my garden gnomes - and hurled it at him, and hit him," she recalled.
"He lay there and I began to scream. I went back into the kitchen and found a rolling pin in case he came down. I didn't want to break another gnome."
Ouch! He should be happy she didn’t start wailing on him with the rolling pin!
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posted on
04/15/2005 3:37:28 PM PDT
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
If gnomes were illegal, only criminals would have gnomes!
Ban Assault Gnomes Now!
To: apackof2
Its a good thing the perp didn't get in the house, she might have really creamed him with the rolling pin.
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posted on
04/15/2005 3:48:57 PM PDT
by
chainsaw
To: RedBloodedAmerican
"I didn't want to break another gnome."
This is one of those sentences that might never have been said before.
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