Had to go to a meeting so I'm late.
“Garden Gnome Blues”
Went out last evening,
To break in a house.
Picked a little old lady,
As meek as a mouse.
I was on the roof top,
She heard me alone.
She went outside and yelled at me,
Then hit me with a Gnome.
I got the hit in the head with a Garden Gnome Blues.
Now my story is spreadin all over the news.
Outsmarted by a granny in fuzzy shoes.
I got the hit in the head with a Garden Gnome Blues.
Blind Mumblin Conspiracy Guy 4/15/05
I've been waiting for this! :)
Yowza!
This is TOO much.....Be it ever so crumbled There's no place like Gnome!