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To: beachn4fun
rotflmRao!

free dixie SMOOCHES x 7,sw

1,137 posted on 04/15/2005 9:39:16 AM PDT by stand watie (being a damnyankee is no better than being a racist. it is a LEARNED prejudice against dixie.)
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To: stand watie
Baby Planes?

A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying SouthWest Airlines from El Paso to Las Vegas. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the pretty flight attendant.

So, the boy dutifully walked up the aisle and asked the flight attendant, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

"Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" the attendant asked the lad.

The little boy admitted that she did.

"Well, then, tell your mother there are no baby planes because SouthWest Airlines always pulls out on time," said the pretty flight attendant. "I'm sure she won't have any trouble explaining that to you."

1,139 posted on 04/15/2005 9:41:18 AM PDT by Hunble
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