[Rutles4Ever]

"What I am trying to do is to let people know there's only one way to heaven through Jesus Christ," said the Rev. Cline Franklin, pastor of Hilltop Baptist Church. "There's no need for help."

Er, uh - then we don't need Baptist preachers, either.

Hilarious. Why did Jesus pick twelve apostles again? Being God, one would think He could manage things on His own from Eternity... if He wanted it that way.

[A Ruckus of Dogs]

That's a funny way of putting it. GOod one.