Man Sues Over X-Ray That Led To Cannibalism Allegation

wnbc ^ | April 14, 2005 | wnbc

[holymoly]

PARSIPPANY, N.J. -- The Newark man who was mistakenly accused of cannibalism is suing a doctor and the Newark and Parsippany police departments.

Victor Salazar and his wife said they suffered embarrassment and needed counseling after an X-ray at Immediate Medical Care Center in Parsippany last year raised questions about his diet.

When a doctor asked if he had eaten any bones, Salazar forgot about the soup he had the day before that included pieces of chicken feet.

Radiologists and the Morris County medical examiner wondered if the film showed bits of finger bones, so police began an investigation.

It was when Newark homicide investigators went to Salazar's home that he mentioned the soup. Police took along some chicken from his kitchen and X-rayed the feet. Comparisons confirmed Salazar's account.

[Terriergal]

So... don't they ever think about where those feet have been???

[Finger Monkey]

oh, pissant. pissant, pissant, pissant.

[Enterprise]

That was pretty funny. And yes I AM laughing!

"Kidneyissuebug." FUNNY!

[pissant]

see all it took was a little threat and you resorted to calling me by my proper name. 4 times!

[pissant]

funny only in the "odd" connotation...

[Finger Monkey]

Why thank you, sir(?).

I aim to please.

I can't say the same about pissant, though. Rumor has it he fails to put up the seat and is rather sloppy.

[Finger Monkey]

Oh, my little weeweebug, what proper name? Shirley I didn't call you Bob, or whatever.

[stainlessbanner]

LOL! I can see that little chicken eyeing Foghorn's feet.

[pissant]

that's why I am married. I don't have to clean the toilets. Women's work, ya know.

[2Jedismom]

Heh heh!

They do look very much like fingers! Especially the ones with flesh colored feet. Some have yellow feet or gray feet and they don't look so much like skin.

Check out my profile...my eldest Jedi is holding Roy, the dark chicken. Her legs are dark gray. My youngest is holding Benny Hen and she has the flesh colored feet.

[Finger Monkey]

yeah, i know you. i know you very well. did you used to be married to my sister (not teeny)?

[pissant]

Nope, she wasn't so lucky.

But I've haven't scrubbed the bathroom since marriage. Then again, wifey hasn't had to fix the car, clean the gutters, prune the trees, replace the sewer pipe, etc, etc. I'm every woman's dream!

[teenyelliott]

Pissant, we might be odd, but we're interesting. We're like a freak show. People can't stop looking.

[pissant]

still waiting for the Thongettes to make their debut. ;o)

[Finger Monkey]

ah, my little thongwearingbug, you are truly, every woman's dream. why just last night. . .

[Enterprise]

It takes years of practice to be a certified pissant.

[Safetgiver]

I wonder if he's been poopin' in the Chili?

[pissant]

I took the crash course and aced it, I'll have you know!

[Finger Monkey]

Remember that time on the boat dock in the store when we were in a hair pulling fight, and the old men were just looking at us?

[thag]

I remember it as if it were yesterday.....

....wait, can you send me some pix to refresh my memory????

Thag......