[longtermmemmory]

Paganism is like the fake religions prisoners invent in order to file those frivolous jailhouse lawsuits to kill time. (ie we religiously oppress because our religion mandates consumption of steak, consumption of pot, sleeping alone...)

[Nathan Zachary]

pa·gan (pā'gən) 1. One who is not a Christian, Muslim, or Jew, especially a worshiper of a polytheistic religion. 2. One who has no religion. 3. A non-Christian. 4. A hedonist. 5. A Neo-Pagan. adj. 1. Not Christian, Muslim, or Jewish. 2. Professing no religion; heathen. 3. Neo-Pagan.