The Colonel would have been proud.
The Colonel would have used rock salt in the squirrel gun.
Indeed, especially after the way PETA has depicted him, torturing a live chicken with a large knife, chicken blood splattered all over his white linen suit. Yeah, I can just see him sitting on a porch swing, sipping a mint julep, chuckling with righteous glee at this manager's clever reponse to the PETA numbskulls.
The PETA folks think the posters and stickers at www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com are soooo clever, but all they do is make me laugh. They also remind me that there's a KFC nearby. Mmmm, Original Recipe. :-)