Why Zotting is Better than Just About Anything

[Cliff Claven]

I drove out to Zottsville yesterday and spent the night there so as to be ready for Zotting court this morning—nothing major at all, just a Zot infraction.

Zottsville is a kind of heaven. Not the boring sort of cotton-wadded hell that they told you about in Sunday school, but a vibrant, living place with good Zotting lights and Zot style.

It is the only city I know, having been a troll most of my life, with the possible exception of Zot City, that has a personality.

Zotstown has a Zot personality; and lots of troll plastic surgery.

But Zotsville is alive.

I consider it proof, by the way, that good posting is better than troll posting. No sane troll would prefer to live in Zotting Town than Zotsville.

[utahagen]

I actually joined Freerepublic long before 2002 (under a different name), yet, alas, I do not know what "zotting" is. Perhaps you should enlighten me, rather than mock me, fellow Freeper!

[Hi Heels]

Dang....missed again....

[b4its2late]

Hopefully, you delivered all your mail first.

[Hi Heels]

Welp, I'm newer than you, but it has been my experience that zotting entails entrails that have been electrocuted (zotted). After zotting, it appears that Meekie comes on and calls the Viking kitties, who then chew upon said entrails after brief but lethal play. Afterwards we pave the area.

These are, of course, troll entrails. Trolls=Democrats visiting, ever so briefly, from other forums.

[trussell]

That's just what I needed!! Thank you sooooo much for my hug!!

[mikrofon]

Time for the last train to Zotsville, Cliffy...

[wallcrawlr]

There should be new ZOT rule that the IP address gets posted of the troll.

[Fiat volvntas tva]

Frisco would be nice if you could somehow clean out all the Liberals.

Ebola would do the trick.

[el_doctor2]

The occasional Bubonic Plague wouldn't hurt

[Fiat volvntas tva]

Yeah, but Ebola is much cleaner. It moves so fast it doesn't have time to infect other communities. Frisco could be "cleansed" in a couple of days.

Just my 2 cents worth. :-)

[datura]

ZOT!: Having your account terminated after being beaten around a bit for fun. Usually the trolls don't try to defend their position on any given thread, and some of them try to disrupt as many threads as possible prior to being banned. Still others may hang around for years, pretending to fit in, until one day...............

[Deetes]

Zottetty zot zot zottetty zot zot zot........

[wallcrawlr]

haha...welcome to Fr. Trolls get zotted. Trolls = a troublemaker (using mild language). Zot = the kitty Viking from heaven swoops down and blasts them back to the abyss. never to be heard from again.
yes, I'm an adult.

[not_apathetic_anymore]

After a trip to SF, most folks are more than happy to return to their hometowns.

Yep, that's just the way I feel, I enjoy the restaurants and art galleries for a few days then come home to a suburb of that conservative bastion - Seattle:)

[GOP_1900AD]

This SFer says, GET THE LEFT OUT OF SAN FRANCISCO!

[Malesherbes]

"But San Francisco is alive." Yes, with viruses.

[Milhous]

I consider it proof, by the way, that good posting is better than troll posting.

A troll roasting's best.

[Darksheare]

Behold, the Death that Walks.
The Zot that Clings.