[theDentist]

Rules for survival when encountering Hillary:

1) Do not look directly into her eyes.
2) Begin and end every sentence with her with courtesy and reverence. Punctuate everything with "Senator", "Ma'am", "whatever you want", "Whenever you want it", and "Yes, I didn't need my soul anyhow, Ma'am."
3) Do not look directly into her eyes.
4) Don't speak unless questioned direcly by the Pre- Senator.
5) Surrender your wallet. 6) Do not look directly into her eyes!
7) Ask her if she can appoint Chelsea as her A.G.
and finally
8) Shower. Again and again and again.

[rudy45]

Also: stay OUT of Fort Marcy Park lol