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Socialists demanded new oranges!
Aftenposten (Norway) ^ | 130405 | OLE MATHISMOEN

Posted on 04/13/2005 7:33:02 AM PDT by Kurt_Hectic

Socialists demanded new oranges!

Take them away! We demand new oranges! Socialist leaders demanded new fruit on national convention when they discovered the Jaffa-label.

OLE MATHISMOEN

When the leader of the norwegian Sosialistisk Venstreparti (SV), which translates into ”Socialistic Leftist Party”, Kristin Halvorsen held a national rally i Kristiansand a few weeks ago, pieces of fruit and water was served as an alternative to chocolate and coffee during the breaks. Party-delegates, guests and members of the press helped themselves greedily. But in SV one is choosy of what one stuffs in ones mouth… When an observant delegate discovered a label marked “Jaffa” on an orange-slice the alarm was sounded. The hotel-management was alerted. The oranges from Israel was not in line with the party ideology! “Remove them immediately!”

The already sliced oranges was removed from the table before the next brake, and new oranges had to be served.

-We were surprised, and had to run to town to get a different brand. Oranges is a seeson-fruit, and at the time the Jaffa-oranges was of the best quality. That’s why they were on the table, a hotel employee states. SV did not, however, discover that the bananas were from the multinational company Chiquita, and nobody bothered to check where the grapes and peares came from.

Partysecretary Bård Vegar Solhjell confirms the incident: -Yes, that’s right. I myself wasn’t aware of this until after the convention. SV has for a long time campaigned a consumer’s boycott of Israeli products. That is why we asked the hotel to find different products, and the hotel-management ensured me that it did not create any problems for them. SV has also signed many petitions against the Israeli occupation and the continuing violation towards the Palestinian population.

(poorly translated by Kurt Hectic)


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Israel; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: boycott; israel; norway; oranges; socialist
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A "taste of" everyday politics in Norway...THIS is what we have to deal with over here...And that party is a candidate to form a government with the Labor Party after the election! Halvorsen herself is a candidate to a minister-post! Socialists and fruit...could there possibly be a pun in this?
1 posted on 04/13/2005 7:33:04 AM PDT by Kurt_Hectic
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To: Kurt_Hectic

No matter how you slice it, it's still anti-Semitic.


2 posted on 04/13/2005 7:34:57 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (Everything that I've written on it for the past two years is GONE!)
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To: Kurt_Hectic

Is that what you call "Pulp Friction"?


3 posted on 04/13/2005 7:35:23 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (Everything that I've written on it for the past two years is GONE!)
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To: Kurt_Hectic

ALL YOUR ORANGES ARE BELONG TO US!!!


4 posted on 04/13/2005 7:35:56 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
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To: Alouette; yonif; SJackson

Unreal. Get a load of this.


5 posted on 04/13/2005 7:39:08 AM PDT by Sam's Army (Fight them)
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To: Kurt_Hectic

Good one. "Socialists and fruit." Yes, they do have a lot in common, no matter where they come from.


6 posted on 04/13/2005 7:39:19 AM PDT by tomball
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To: Kurt_Hectic
"Socialists and fruit." No no this is a typo it should be Socialists ARE Fruits
7 posted on 04/13/2005 7:42:10 AM PDT by DM1
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To: Kurt_Hectic
When an observant delegate discovered a label marked “Jaffa” on an orange-slice the alarm was sounded.

"Now that's just insulting."

8 posted on 04/13/2005 7:43:06 AM PDT by 4mycountry ("No, Samus, prioritize! Getting off of an exploding ship is more important than fighting a dragon!")
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To: Kurt_Hectic

Orange you glad you're not a Socialist?


9 posted on 04/13/2005 7:44:28 AM PDT by Socratic (Ignorant and free? It's not to be. - T. Jefferson (paraphrase))
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"Oranges is a seeson-fruit, and at the time the Jaffa-oranges was of the best quality."

lol... Socialists have to eat rotten worm infested fruit instead.
10 posted on 04/13/2005 7:45:57 AM PDT by monday
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To: Kurt_Hectic
When an observant delegate discovered a label marked “Jaffa” on an orange-slice the alarm was sounded.

Jaffa kree!

11 posted on 04/13/2005 7:57:37 AM PDT by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: Kurt_Hectic

They only want oranges stamped "JUDENFREI" (with a little Swastika logo, just to be certain.)


12 posted on 04/13/2005 7:57:53 AM PDT by Travis McGee (----- www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com -----)
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To: Travis McGee

Ironically, Isreael is socialist and Palestine is not.


13 posted on 04/13/2005 8:02:45 AM PDT by ClaireSolt (.)
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To: Kurt_Hectic
Thank you Kurt. Interesting article.
Poorly translated is better than not translated at all.

My Norwegian is very very rusty.
Actually it's worse than that.
In fact, I don't even know how to say "yes" and "no" in Norwegian. So thanks.

14 posted on 04/13/2005 8:04:07 AM PDT by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are ignorance, stupidity and hydrogen)
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To: Kurt_Hectic

I feel for you. This is a sign of the future in the US if boycotts like the PCUSA (Presbyterians) of companies that do bueinss with Israel go into effect.

By the way, what percentage of the vote do Socialists get in national tickets? And are parliamentarians in Norway elected on a national ticket or from local districts?

Coincidentally, Ha'aretz, the left-leaning Israeli newspaper, reported today that of 100 top growing European companies, 20 are Israeli (I know that Israel isn't Europe, but...) http://www.themarker.com/eng/article.jhtml?ElementId=%2Fibo%2Frepositories%2Fstories%2Fm1_2000%2Foh20050413_02e.xml&AdType=1_A :

Israelis star on Red Herring's most promising companies list
13.4.2005 | 15:03
Oded Hermoni

No less than 20 of Red Herring's 100 most promising companies in Europe are Israeli.

Israel is the second most highly represented country, with only Britain providing more than a fifth of the companies on the list.

Together Israel and Britain are responsible for 53% of these promising companies.

Ireland, Finland, France and Germany each have less than 10 names on the list, and the only representative from Luxembourg is the voice over Internet revolutionary, Skype.

Among the 20 are Mellanox Technologies - the mother of InfiniBand technology, Wisair – developer of a ultra-wideband chipset for wireless communications, the biotechnology company D-Pharm, EZChip, and Flash Networks.


15 posted on 04/13/2005 8:19:11 AM PDT by Piranha
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To: Socratic

Now that's funny. Your comment made me laugh out loud.


16 posted on 04/13/2005 8:19:51 AM PDT by Piranha
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To: Piranha

Thanks. Everyone needs a laugh now and then.


17 posted on 04/13/2005 8:22:13 AM PDT by Socratic (Ignorant and free? It's not to be. - T. Jefferson (paraphrase))
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To: dennisw; Cachelot; Yehuda; Nix 2; veronica; Catspaw; knighthawk; Alouette; Optimist; weikel; ...
If you'd like to be on this middle east/political ping list, please FR mail me.


18 posted on 04/13/2005 8:53:16 AM PDT by SJackson (You simply have to accept the fact that we are all corrupt-Mahmud Abbas to senior UN official, 1996)
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To: monday
lol... Socialists have to eat rotten worm infested fruit instead.

Maybe they'd like some nice dates, fertilized with camel dung.

19 posted on 04/13/2005 9:07:28 AM PDT by El Gato (Activist Judges can twist the Constitution into anything they want ... or so they think.)
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To: 4mycountry

That is exactly what comes to mind every time I read about the Jaffa in historical context. :)

Stargate is such a cool way of learning history.


20 posted on 04/13/2005 9:07:53 AM PDT by MacDorcha ("Do you want the e-mail copy or the fax?" "Just the fax, ma'am.")
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