Why? That was patently your intention. And there is nothing about your "questions" that can be considered anything but snide and insulting.
You don't know the area of law I practice and you don't know the law firm I am with. Yet you feel free to recreationally impugn my character. I have to presume that you are acting in this way because you have nothing of substance to add to the discussion, and that you participate on this board solely for the warped satisfaction you receive from insulting strangers.
It's an odd but quite prevalent condition on internet discussion boards these days. Indeed, it would make an interesting topic for psychological research.