Dear Prince Albert,
I would be very glad to help you. The amount you have sounds like it might be just enough to develope a gold mine on my South Dakota property. Please note that this is not ordinary gold, but is the famous Black Hills gold, which comes in all colors except gold, and is therefore extra valuable.
I would be pleased to take care of all the on-site work, and since you are offering me 15% for myself, of your funds; and since I already have done much preliminary work and own the property, I would be willing, upon your forewarding the funds to my bank, to split all profits on the venture with you 70% to you 30% to me.
Please reply to me soonest,
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