I've been trying to join the movement for years but no one will teach me the secret handshake...
But call a Liberal a "Liberal" and they are offended and cry "foul" everytime
No secret handshake--but it helps having been a leftist in one's youth.
(Its been too long since I've gotten to use my favorite sneer--"I outgrew Marxism along with acne". I liked the left better when they were more openly Marxist instead of this creepy romantic proto-fascist mishmosh they've become--they were more intellectually satisfying opponents.)