You are a comedy genius.
You reeled me in like a fish ... I had actually believed that you were an obtuse thread baiting moron, but I realize now that you are to comedy and irony what Einstein was to physics.
I had started to feel sorry for someone so clueless that they never know when they are totally out gunned and outclassed ... I see now that you are here to help us all realize, in a very creative and crafty way, that there are people as dense and clueless as you pretend to be on these threads.
I have always heard it said that it takes a really smart person to convincingly act like a really stupid person.
You, sir, are a genius.