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Australia politician urges golf with cane toads
Reuters ^ | Tue, Apr 12, 2005

Posted on 04/12/2005 4:46:24 PM PDT by presidio9

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1 posted on 04/12/2005 4:46:24 PM PDT by presidio9
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So, will they hook or slice? FORE!


2 posted on 04/12/2005 4:49:31 PM PDT by pipecorp (Which is more dangerous, a lying gun or a lying dem?)
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To: presidio9

"Hey, Butthead! How much does it cost to fly to Australia?"


3 posted on 04/12/2005 4:50:27 PM PDT by RichInOC (Karol Jozef Wojtyla, May 18, 1920-April 2, 2005, R.I.P.)
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To: presidio9

Was that Helen Thomas?


4 posted on 04/12/2005 4:52:13 PM PDT by lkside
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Go ahead Dave. If you don't mind I will just stand about 45 degrees to your right and about 20 feet away. Use the two iron and several towels.


5 posted on 04/12/2005 4:52:21 PM PDT by Domangart (4+)
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The "toadies" will be mad, they smoke the chemical that ejects out of the toads poison glands...


6 posted on 04/12/2005 4:56:45 PM PDT by MD_Willington_1976
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To: pipecorp

That depends whether the hole has a frog-leg to the left or right...


7 posted on 04/12/2005 4:59:36 PM PDT by mikrofon (Toadelist)
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To: presidio9

Animal welfare groups discouraged people from taking up Tollner's call to arms, saying freezing the animals to death was more humane.



I see in the photo that they have already removed the toads overcoat, muffler, and mittens.


8 posted on 04/12/2005 5:00:12 PM PDT by crazyhorse691 (We won. We don't need to be forgiving. Let the heads roll!!!!!!!!!)
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To: presidio9

Do they sit still on the tee, or does one have to put the tee thru them to get them to stay for the drive? Also, if say the body goes into the cup, but one arm or leg sticks out, does it still count? What about drops?


9 posted on 04/12/2005 5:06:05 PM PDT by pipecorp (Which is more dangerous, a lying gun or a lying dem?)
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To: presidio9

.22 shorts or .22 birdshot should work fine.

But if I understand correctly, Australia has banned and confiscated all fire arms


10 posted on 04/12/2005 5:23:28 PM PDT by 76834
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"Well, me an Mr. Drysdale are goin' out to "shoot some golf"...but we're not bringin' guns, I guess we use these here clubs. Got special shoes too, with nails stickin' out the bottom...these golfs must be hard ta kill..."---Jed Clampett

FMCDH(BITS)

11 posted on 04/12/2005 5:26:31 PM PDT by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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Nah, that frog is far too good looking to be Helen Thomas.

If it was Helen Thomas I would be screaming right now, "My eyes, my eyes."


12 posted on 04/12/2005 5:36:04 PM PDT by A message (make the rats pay in 2006 and clean up the judiciary.)
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To: lkside
Was that Helen Thomas?

BWAHAHAHAHA!!...there is resemblence, isn't there? I think it's the "frog-brow"....or maybe the shape of the "frog-mouth"....ahh, hell, it IS Helen Thomas!

FMCDH(BITS)

13 posted on 04/12/2005 5:37:34 PM PDT by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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To: 76834
.22 shorts or .22 birdshot should work fine.

was thinking the same thing ...not quite the upright sight picture of a prairie dog, but.. (/shrug)

and right about the Aussies removing an important "pest control tool" (i.e., firearms) from the very folks who could use 'em.

14 posted on 04/12/2005 6:23:04 PM PDT by GoldCountryRedneck (The Flogging Will Continue Until Morale Improves)
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The real problem with bashing them with golf clubs, in my thinking, is this:
Blowback, when toad blood, guts etc splash and hit you in the face.
This is a place for a "stand off" pest disposal tool


15 posted on 04/12/2005 6:28:02 PM PDT by 76834
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To: RichInOC
Couldn't find a pic for "Frog Baseball", but I did find this:


16 posted on 04/12/2005 8:48:30 PM PDT by RightWingAtheist (Creationism is not conservative!)
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Hmmmph. Yeah yeah. Cool! Hmmph.


17 posted on 04/12/2005 11:14:53 PM PDT by presidio9 (Islam Is As Islam Does)
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To: lkside
Was that Helen Thomas?

There is a slight family resemblance (the warts/eyes :), and you could look @ it w/o turning to stone.

18 posted on 04/13/2005 3:58:10 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
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To: 76834; GoldCountryRedneck

You understand incorrectly.

Australia has not banned and confiscated all firearms. People can completely legally own a wide range of firearms, provided they take the trouble to get the correct licence - even up to assault weapons if they want them.

A .22 rifle requires the most basic form of licence (A/B longarm) that anybody can get very easily, as long as they don't have a recent criminal record.

For various reasons, Australia's gun laws have been grossly misrepresented overseas - some people seem to like giving the false impression that we have been disarmed. The laws aren't brilliant - you have to navigate quite a bureaucracy if you want to own anything with any real power - but they're really not that bad.


19 posted on 04/13/2005 3:58:22 AM PDT by naturalman1975 (Sure, give peace a chance - but si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: naturalman1975
Good Luck with your debunking.
You've got your work cut out for you.

Here's another one.

20 posted on 04/13/2005 5:33:05 AM PDT by kanawa (If I can't take FR with me, I'm NOT GOING!)
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