Got married by the police chaplain in my apartment when I graduated the academy. $100.00, tops. $750 for the engagement ring. If it would have cost $26,000, I'd still be single.
Oh, yea, and coming up on 19 years May 20. Hmm, better put that on the calendar...........
You damn right!
The bride and groom should take that money and buy a house with thick curtains and a great big bed. That's the happiness. A bit of financial security and plenty of sweet, sweet lovin'.