I used to think that the only thing that would deter people from supporting her was a confession of lesbianism. Now, in the post-Mary Cheney world, I think that she could manipulate that into some sort of martyrdom and use it advantageously with the voting public. "I was really a lesbian all along, but I sacrificed who I really was and my personal happiness for the sake of my family and America's greatest gift to the world, Bill Clinton. Marriage to him was the greatest patriotic sacrifice any woman-loving-woman could make and I made that sacrifice for you." She will then follow it up by appearing in a white prom dress and sing "Don't Cry for Me Americana."
Do they make such dresses wide enough in the hips and thighs for Evita Gordita?