[patton]

Heheh. I got deployed on a mission once, and my GF of the time kept calling the office. They told her I was in the bathroom. For six weeks.

Anyway, I came home, and I asked, where is she?

Went to Berlin with her old boyfriend.

So I moved everything she owned out - into the snow.

She got back that night, and I said, "Sorry, I don't want to play."

[durasell]

A former dancer who I knew vaguely saw a crow in Central Park. She took this as a sign she should leave her husband and kids and move in with her old college room mate in L.A. When he finally got ahold of her she said -- get this! -- she was on a "Vision Quest." In Malibu?