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To: stylin19a
...women like "bad boys"

I've had several women tell me "You're too nice."

So I turned around and said "What the #&^! are you talking about, b*tch?"

23 posted on 04/10/2005 3:53:04 PM PDT by Max in Utah (By their works you shall know them.)
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To: Max in Utah
I have never had any trouble with ladies. I know alot of things about some things and some things about alot of things, perhaps that makes me smart, but I am also attractive and suave, which guarantees me luck and sway over all women in the Universe. But what do I know....
29 posted on 04/10/2005 3:57:20 PM PDT by hookman
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To: Max in Utah

LOL! Im stealing that one!


79 posted on 04/10/2005 4:52:57 PM PDT by chudogg (www.chudogg.blogspot.com)
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To: Max in Utah

...women like "bad boys"
I've had several women tell me "You're too nice."

So I turned around and said "What the #&^! are you talking about, b*tch?"


My reponse is the parody pickup line

"Yo, bimbo
I'm Mr Sleaze
I'm what you want and
I'm what you need

We go to my place
We do da wild thing
Then after that I
slap you 'round some"

If she gets all excited (as in finding her "bad boy"), I just tell her "Bzzzt, you just failed the test. NEXT!"


127 posted on 04/10/2005 6:23:33 PM PDT by Fred Hayek (I live in Minnesota, I run a business in Minnesota, but I remain a TEXAN!)
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To: Max in Utah

Women are often retarded when it comes to life. They are often delusional as to reality and this author blames it on men. If anything both sexes are to blame.

How come you never see any articles about what women should do to make men happy? To listen to this author, I guess women should stop thinking themselves and show more cleavage and wear tighter pants. Why do you women think so many men watch the Spanish channel while not understanding a darn word???????

Men are always either apologizing for something they don't even know they did, or being forced into buying some frivolous gift just to placate and shut the woman up from nagging the man over some nonsense.

The best part is that men are always perceived as the problem , whereas women most often set themselves up for being the victim of some stupid man and demanding compensation for the same.


239 posted on 04/11/2005 5:37:13 AM PDT by chris1 ("Make the other guy die for his country" - George S. Patton Jr.)
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To: Max in Utah
Yea, I heard from about 35 women I dated that I'm too nice. Sick of it and don't wanna date anymore.

Sad, but true.

283 posted on 04/12/2005 10:15:26 AM PDT by LiveFreeOrDie2001 (Hey Child bearing FReepers out there... Make more Conservatives !)
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