[Mr Ramsbotham]

"Harry! What are you doing in there?"

"I'm surfing porn sites!"

"Well get your butt out here ... it's time for the swimsuit competition!"

[Alien Gunfighter]

"Harry! What are you doing in there?"

"I'm surfing porn sites!"

"Well get your butt out here ... it's time for the swimsuit competition!"

Exactly.

I think it's time for Miss America to hang it up. It just can't compete with what else is out there.

I felt the same way about the Barnum and Bailey Circus when I saw it last year.