Maybe instead of spending your weekends (oh, how
noblesse oblige!) protecting the rights of criminals from a puffed-up neighborhood watch program, you could stay back on your campus and take some remedial writing workshops. Concentrate on the difference between
there and
their, the capitalization of proper nouns, the stylistic
faux pas that is the split infinitive, and the temptation to string together distinct statements into run-on sentences. I am sure you can find an English major who can help you with your persuasive writing.
As for your desire to be persecuted by uniformed men, there are professionals who provide that service for a reasonable fee.
P.S.
Signing up with the user name "seeificare" and writing a shrill self-defense is a beautiful bit of irony. I'm beginning to suspect seriously that you are a Freeper having a bit of fun.