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Grrrr
I love my hubby dearly
But the boy is following me around this house again and driving me nuts .. *L*
I'm thinking he needs to go fishing
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! AQUARIUS!!!! ROFLMAO!!
Send a few bucks to the FReepathon and end this misery!
You will try to alleviate the boredom you feel by making something creative with twine. Fortunately, it will work, but you'll need a lot of twine.
Say something completely ordinary, today, but follow it with "Get it?" and a big grin. For example, "I'm wearing shoes. Get it?" See who gets it. Avoid them.
Today you will discover a lot of money under your pillow! Unfortunately, it won't begin to cover the cost of the dentures that you will also discover a sudden need for.
Things haven't been going well for you lately, and you're sinking into a fairly ugly bit of self-pity. You merely need to count your blessings! (1) You've got a tremendous talent, which some day may be in demand, (2) You're almost normal -- LOTS of people have extra appendages, (3)...
You will invent a new type of bath toy today. It will bring you fame and fortune, although it will also be the cause of an embarrassing appearance on the Letterman show.
Time heals all wounds, yes. But that's not really intended to mean that you should tie Time magazine around your sprained ankle. It's a figure of speech, you see, not meant to be taken literally. I have heard, however, that Newsweek is good for gout.
Late in the day today you will notice that people seem to be staring at your nose. Don't worry. It's probably nothing.
Someone you've never met will come up and nudge you today. You don't have to stand for that, though, and you should just nudge them right back.
To your vast embarrassment, you will be unable to describe the differences between halibut, sole, and flounder. It's easy to remember, though -- they are (in order) "big", "small", and "clumsy."
A man with a large machine will enter your house, and make you totally miserable.
Old Neil Diamond songs will circle endlessly in your mind today. I recommend screaming and pounding your head on the table.
Today an ecologically-minded organic foods co-op will move into your home, while you're away. You'll be smelling whole-wheat fig bars for months, even if you succeed in extricating them. (Which is unlikely, in today's political climate. They need somewhere to hide. Have a heart.) |
LOL! I'm glad I don't have that problem.
Mine is cooking up and storm and making a terrible racket and mess in the kitchen.
Saturday mornings he watches all the cooking shows and then proceeds to make me something "special."
The dishes, pots and pans will be waiting for me and there'll be more than at Thanksgiving.
I'm not complaining though -- I love it!
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