What Jacques said to Rice. 
Jacques' theme song.
As a suave French Skunk, Jacques Chirac oozes amour and is ready to run after every female of his kind that crosses his path.
In the tradition of a great French lover, Jacques believes that he is irresistible. But there are the occasional setbacks, which will never daunt him; the problem is only the timidity of his overwhelmed partner.
But little does Jacques know that he is so offensive that his presence evacuates buildings, much less that he uniformly traumatizes those he would woo.
What Jacques thinks about Bush.
