[sweetliberty]

"I've often heard people complain that Walmart is trying to take over the world. It might just be true!"

When they start installing "rendevous rooms," it's time to run like h*ll.

[VRWCisme]

Woman to her friend: "Bob and I are trying to have a baby but we're having trouble getting pregnant."
Friend: "Have you tried the Walmart Fertility Department? They have a large selection of fertility treatments at everyday low prices."