[MrNeutron1962]

"So what - I've got nails in my basement. You don't have any nails? In your basement?"
After the Richard Jewel thing I got rid of all the nails in my house, just in case I'm ever investigated. I even got rid of my tubes of Liquid Nails, for fear that I'd be charged with manufacturing nails for use in a destructive device, buy casting real nails out of the liquid nails. I just hire someone to do all my nailing now. I do however feel safer.

[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

"I got rid of all the nails in my house..."

But the 2nd Amendment guarantees you the right to bare nails...

"...the right of the people to keep bare nails, shall not be infringed."

:-)