THAT is an awesome story, my FRiend...my closest brush with HOLINESS was back in '93 when my brother was graduating from the University of Virginia and after the big main ceremony on the infamous LAWN, the graduates broke up into colleges and we went over to Memorial Gym. As we seated ourselves in the bleachers there, we had no idea that just behind us, and three seats over, was Jesse Jackson, there to watch his son (Jumaine, I believe) graduate with my brother.
Well, being the staunch RightWinger that I was even back then, I realized this was my opportunity to educate this RACIST SOCIALIST as to the realities of the World. I waited fer the proper opportunity to voice my opinion, and while I waited, I made it obvious that I was focusing my camera directly at JesseJay!! He saw me coming, and still he failed to let out a YELP!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Well, anyway, after my brother and Jumaine had received their diplomas and the long ovation was ended, I made my move and walked up the bleachers and took the empty seat right next to JesseJay!! Then I started talkin'...I told him how I was glad he ran fer POTUS 'cuz he distracted the Left from supporting the RATS' candidate. I told him that his socialist policies were bad fer Americans and bad fer Blacks!! I told him that he would NEVER be President, becuz the first African-American President would be a conservative Republican!!
Well, it gets sorta hazy after that...apparently, JessyJay had a coupla body-guards, 'cuz I got whacked in the head and my ol' man had to dive on one bouncer, while my other brother was whuppin' on body-guard #2!! I woke up enuff to dive at JesseJay and knock him to the bleachers just above him. JesseJay's wife jumped on my back, then my mom got her in a headlock. It was quite the tussle, I must say. I landed a coupla body punches to Rev. Jackson before security puleed mwe off him.
Weird thing is, me and my family got escorted out while the Jackson KLAN got to stay until the end of the program...SHEEEESH!! But I'll bet I tell this story more often than Rev. Jackson does...LOL!!
We waited outside Mem Gym fer about 20 minutes before the cops made me and my family leave.
FReegards...MUD
So, BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD
You nailed Jesse before he nailed you? Just think of the savings in child support payments alone!