"I didn't realize scientists had the ability to make billions of years pass in a few weeks."
And I didn't realize "real time" had that much application in the Quanta. It's the motions that count for "time" for them. Thats what the idea of Absolute Zero is. If you slow an atom to no movement, it doesn't "age"
Reverse applies if you speed it up (energize it). They act quicker.
However, speeding up atoms corresponds to a temperature increase. One of the conditions that must be correct for life to form is the environment must have the correct temperature. If you speed up your atoms too much, life will not form because the temperature will be too high. Therefore, your idea of speeding up the process of life formation will not work.