I think you have a cousin who commutes into Vancouver, B.C. on the #401 from the Fraser Valley.
Big guy - red mullet, blue F250 with Playboy mud-flaps, sound familiar?
No, I think you're wrong.
95 through south philly, 83 Chevy Malibu, three tone primer with a busted muffler. The playboy medallion is on the rearview. That may be what threw you off. ;)