[Sloth]

Until a viable third party somes along, voting for them is masturbatory - it makes you feel good, but accomplishes nothing.

Unlike voting for Republicans, which makes you feel vaguely guilty, but still accomplishes nothing.

[The Coopster]

Coopster: Until a viable third party somes along, voting for them is masturbatory - it makes you feel good, but accomplishes nothing.

Sloth: Unlike voting for Republicans, which makes you feel vaguely guilty, but still accomplishes nothing.

Good point. And what if touching yourself makes you feel vaguely guilty?