"The Loch Ness monster is a...crab"?
LOL!
Inverness Crab?
Thanks for posting the picture. These comments are cracking me up. I needed a good diversion from the illegal alien thing, (too fwustwating).
That gives me an idea. They're pretty gullible South of the border -- "Cupacabras" is believed by millions, and rumors spread like wildfire. Well, let's start a rumor about some large freaky beast that migrates (by air) from the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of California and whose route takes it approximately across the full length of the U.S.-Mexico border. It does its flying only at night in remote areas, and that's why there are no pictures of it. (In the day it rests, and camouflages perfectly into the landscape). When it hunts, it swoops down and picks off animals up to 250 lbs, leaving no trace of them.
If this rumor successfully spread it would be more effective than a full deployment of the National Guard.