I blow in once in a while and stay at the Bellagio. $200 a night is worth being with nice people. A little craps there and the Luxor and maybe one other place. I like the 43 exotic choices they have for breakfast the next morning and pig out. I usually do < $1000 over cost and drive home. Pinch a loaf and fill the tank at Whiskey Pete's before doing 90 MPH back to L.A. County:):)
"Pinch a loaf..."
You have to steal a loaf of bread to get you home, huh? Couldn't you just ask for a doggie bag from the breakfast?
Wouldn't a couple of slices do? LOL!