Sounds like something you might like to do!
Not really. I'm content to sit back and watch while the circus comes to town. I'm sure that the Pope's funeral should be set aside so that President Bush can return to the White House to sign the soon to pass new and improved federal Magouirk law. Then we can send in the troops to rescue poor Mae, and arrest Gaddy, the judge and the staff of the hospice.....
Or as some have suggested here, we could just wait first to see how much of this is true before issuing our condemnations.