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2004 Darwin award Winners!
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Posted on 04/07/2005 2:46:47 PM PDT by rocksblues
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Love it. Morons in action!
To: rocksblues
Life just pruning the DU tree.
(Not like dying is gonna stop them from voting democrat, anyway)
To: rocksblues
Looks like an old list. I remember the "WINNING" entree from a few years ago.
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posted on
04/07/2005 2:52:03 PM PDT
by
CounterCounterCulture
(Anagram of my screenname: TRUE UNCLE TRUER COCONUT)
To: rocksblues
Creative writing, but the only Google confirmations for the winner are joke sites.
Sorry.
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posted on
04/07/2005 2:52:18 PM PDT
by
Atlas Sneezed
(Your FRiendly FReeper Patent Attorney)
To: rocksblues
Awesome! Mother nature at it's best. ;)
I noticed some of the contestants didn't die from their injuries. Aren't Darwins only supposed to include dead DUmmies?
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posted on
04/07/2005 2:54:28 PM PDT
by
1FASTGLOCK45
(FreeRepublic: More fun than watching Dem'Rats drown like Turkeys in the rain! ! !)
To: 1FASTGLOCK45
Yeah, the ones that don't die (but should have!) are given "Honorable Mention".
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posted on
04/07/2005 2:55:41 PM PDT
by
Zeppelin
(Keep on FReepin' on.....)
To: rocksblues
This years winner was a twofer!
It's going to be really really really hard to top this years award winners, but I've got faith in the fatally stupid.
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posted on
04/07/2005 2:57:26 PM PDT
by
FreedomFarmer
(Socialism is not an ideology, it is a disease. Eliminate the vectors.)
To: rocksblues
I thought Rachel Corie at least deserved an honorary mention. Sorry, that was '03.
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posted on
04/07/2005 2:57:32 PM PDT
by
battlecry
To: rocksblues
Over many months how many times has this been posted? Also you'll find that not all is as written.
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posted on
04/07/2005 3:00:17 PM PDT
by
Digger
To: rocksblues
half the darwin awards usually turn out to be urban legends. besides, some of these idiots didn't die. so they are still soiling the gene pool.
To: CounterCounterCulture; Beelzebubba
I Didn't write it. Should of known that the thought police wouldn't like to take a break from depressing news!
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posted on
04/07/2005 3:01:56 PM PDT
by
rocksblues
(First there was Terri, whose next? You, me, your child, your wife?)
To: rocksblues
Yep, seen some of these before, and I notice that there is no mention of the guy who was sitting with his boots in the oven and on his feet at the same time, trying to dry them, when they caught fire, and he ran around outside while his clothes were burning until he fell in a pile of broken glass. I suppose that the whole Darwin award thing is a little too much for the mere sin of trying to dry boots in the oven.
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posted on
04/07/2005 3:02:51 PM PDT
by
webheart
(Pajamarazzi Rules!)
To: rocksblues; Beelzebubba
Not accusing you of writing it.
Thought police? No. Accuracy police? Sure.
Yes, it's funny, but we've seen this before.
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posted on
04/07/2005 3:05:04 PM PDT
by
CounterCounterCulture
(Anagram of my screenname: TRUE UNCLE TRUER COCONUT)
To: rocksblues
Don't know. It's hard to beat last year's winner, with the .22 shell.
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posted on
04/07/2005 3:06:26 PM PDT
by
LS
(CNN is the Amtrak of news)
To: webheart
(3rd RUNNER-UP Goes to poacher Marino Malerba of Spain, who shot a stag standing above him on an overhanging rock and was killed instantly when it fell on him.)
Wily Coyote ping!
To: rocksblues
Ho hum... Another fake Darwin Awards. Not even original.
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posted on
04/07/2005 3:10:15 PM PDT
by
Cogadh na Sith
(Steel Bonnets Over the Border)
To: CounterCounterCulture
As I posted it in funny stuff and searched Darwin I thought the accuracy police would give me a break!
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posted on
04/07/2005 3:11:20 PM PDT
by
rocksblues
(First there was Terri, whose next? You, me, your child, your wife?)
To: rocksblues
4th RUNNER-UP Goes to Robert Puelo, 32, who was apparently being disorderly in a St. Louis market. When the clerk threatened to call the police, Puelo grabbed a hot dog, shoved it into his mouth and walked out without paying. Police found him unconscious in front of the store. Paramedics removed the six-inch wiener from his throat where it had choked him to death.
I had tears running down my cheeks after I read this one!!
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posted on
04/07/2005 3:11:48 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
("Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence" - R. Kirk)
To: rocksblues
This should be called the creative writing awards. I suspect 90% of this unsourced stuff is fiction.
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posted on
04/07/2005 3:14:30 PM PDT
by
elfman2
(@ copyright 2005)
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