LOL!! I have satellite internet, my extensive library, and my eager bride - all set in a staggeringly beautiful mountain valley in B.C.
Poor me, indeed!
I take it back. Sounds like heaven!
Now if it wasn't for the taxes and the medical care you might be able to get a touch of envy going for other posters.
Was for me, with my wife, your story would have to include a large Lottery winning and a selection of super powers.