[Terpfen]

Posted before, IIRC.

Way to go, Newsmax: how about reporting something that doesn't belong on The X-Files, huh?

[eccentric]

old news? oh, okay, I'll go back to reading my Left Behind books...

[SubMareener]

This is sort of like Mark Twain, who was born the night Halley's Comet was first sighted over North America, and died the night it returned. Before his death he said, "I arrived with the Comet, and I shall leave with the Comet."

The world is a lot weirder than is written in the X-files!

[peyton randolph]

Prophet I: And the bison shall be huge and black, and the eyes still of red, with the blood of living creatures! And the whore of Babylon, shall ride forth on a red-headed serpent, and throughout the land shall be a great rubbing of parts. He and wib... 

Prophet II: ...the demon shell carry a nine-bladed sword! Nine-bladed! Not two, or five, or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinner-sinners, just like you sir, there! And the horns shall be on the head... 

Prophet III: ...through Hebediah, his servants. There shall in that time be rumours, of things going astray. Ehm...and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are. And nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi...with a sort of rackey work base, that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers, that their fathers put there only just the night before, 'bout eight o'clock.

-Monty Python's Life of Brian