Will a tinfoil hat help keep them out of my head?
Wouldn't it be ironic if it turned out that tinfoil hats really would prevent people from beaming information directly into our brains?
"Wouldn't it be ironic if it turned out that tinfoil hats really would prevent people from beaming information directly into our brains?"
You mean, ...they ...don't?? Oh. I ...I ..., never mind.
"A Sony Electronics spokeswoman told the magazine that no experiments had been conducted, and that the patent "was based on an inspiration that this may someday be the direction that technology will take us."
They can patent a device they have never even tried out? How do the patent examiners evaluate such a thing? Crap, I'm going to send them my plans for a warp drive so I can get the jump on Sony. And my levitating ray gun. And my mind reading scope. And my crystal ball. Just in case they "may someday be the direction that technology will take us." Wow!
This is ultrasound. You will need to wear a cardboard box on top of your tinfoil hat.
No, tinfoil would be "stannic," steel foil hats would be "ironic."
OTOH, "tinfoil" is usually made of aluminum, so maybe we should just say it would be "aluminic."
LOL...serenity now!