I would never tell my wife about my misspent youth.
I have.
I have the lapel button from the Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy (the one that says 'Don't Panic' on it) mounted on the corner of the monitor of my main PC. Based on my wife's standard response to all computer application errors, I felt I had too.
By the by...did you get the Babel fish? I did. Got the tee-shirt to prove it.