[conservatism_IS_compassion]

Hillary: "Well, Bill, what kind of women did you fool around with at the Pope's funeral?"
Bill: "Nun".

ROFL!

Now as I think of it, I had a similar confusion once before.

Patients in the hospital are given an opportunity to declare their religious affiliation, and some decline to do so and their religious affiliation is listed as, "none." Certainly a group of people that Baptist preachers might want to have the opportunity to talk to.

But I didn't know that when our pastor was talking about doing hospital visitation - and so it sounded odd when he said, "I like to talk to the 'nones'."

[techcor]

There was a movie that started the line: "What kind of meat do priests eat on Fridays?" . I think it may have been a Cheech and Chong movie but it's been a long time.