Oh WOW! Gosh, darn, I sure hope you get one this time around. I mean really, if there's ANYONE who deserves it, it would be you. I'm SO EXCITED for you! What will you do when/if you DO get your Fair Funkle? Huh? Are you going to take it shopping? What DOES a person do with a Fair Funkle? EAT it?????? Oh wow, I'm SO HAPPY for you.
Now you GO for it!