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To: Brad's Gramma
I think we found Snuggle.

He's just a vapor of his old self.

367 posted on 04/05/2005 9:04:23 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ...... The War on Terrorism is the ultimate 'faith-based' initiative.)
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To: NormsRevenge

LOL!!!!!!


370 posted on 04/05/2005 9:16:00 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (aitch tee tee pea colon 2 slashes dubya dubya dubya dot proud patriots dot org)
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To: NormsRevenge

I love it! Cloud watching still a childhood favorite in my adulthood years.


410 posted on 04/05/2005 11:07:17 PM PDT by oceanperch (LOOKIE LOOKIE WE UPDATED OUR PROFILE PAGE/LINKS!)
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To: NormsRevenge
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the cashier. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. 

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."  Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. 

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.  The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. 

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.  She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." 

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"  (you're gonna love this...) 

(wait for it...)  The bank manager looks back at her and says... 

"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's is a Rolling Stone."  (You're singing it, aren't you?  Yeah, I know you are........) 

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!  Have a lovely day.

1,285 posted on 04/07/2005 3:52:49 PM PDT by trussell (Please come bump the freepathon... http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1377615/posts)
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