Colorado River sunrise
Howdy everyone!
We have incoming:
$10 from Israel
$10 from California
$50 from Minnesota
$100 from Pennsylvania
$5 from California
$10 monthly from Washington
$20 from Texas
$20 from Florida
$25 from Hawaii
$20 from Maryland
$20 from Maryland
$20 from Montana
$20 from Wisconsin
$10 from Michigan
$10 from Texas
$36 from New York
$20 from Texas
$50 from Virginia
$50 from Never Never Land
$50 from Massachusetts
$50 from Pennsylvania
$100 from New Jersey
$50 from Georgia
$10 from Pennsylvania
$20 from New Jersey
$25 from Never Never Land
$20 from Maryland
$20 from Never Never Land
$10 from New York
$10 from Texas
Thank you all very much!!
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
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Imust admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only inTennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
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So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.
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Your very welcome .... Bump.....