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The Free Republic Life Form enables us to discover the truth about what is happening. We can avoid the spin of the major mediots as they work 24/7 to weaken this country. We come to the Free Republic Life Form to find the truth! ...
Free Republic needs a constant infusion of cash to keep the Free Republic Life Form alive, viable and to grow. If we believe in Free Republic, we must donate each month or quarterly to keep this incredible life form alive...
Good stewardship is what this world needs, not good intentions. Good conservative stewards will insure that the Free Republic Life Form continues to grow, be viable and thrives!"
-- Grampa Dave
Capricorn, you had us all going there for a while!
Pay up to the FReepathon or your Humorscope comes TRUE!!!!
If it's good, I get 25%
Thursday, April 7, 2005
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You will be struck by an odd thought, today. Fortunately it will be only a glancing blow, and will do little actual damage.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Good day to let yourself go. Just be back by 10, OK?
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
If a wolf is chasing your sleigh, throw him a raisin cookie. That, of course, is a metaphor for what will really happen.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
A hive of naked mole rats will move in with you today. You will find that they are relatively tidy creatures, but that it's a trifle difficult to explain their presence to your friends.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Excellent day to play the William Tell Overture really loud, and leap around flailing your arms. Try not to knock over the lamp.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Go find something flat, and scribble on it. People have been doing that for tens of thousands of years, and it's mostly been ok.
Libra (September 22 - October 22)
Good day for a nice nap.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
An old man with bad teeth will whack you with his cane today, as you walk past. He'll pretend it was an accident.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You've always felt, like Socrates, that the unexamined life is not worth living. There's no need to use a microscope, however.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
It will turn out that all of your life up until now was just a peculiar dream, and that you are actually still only 2 years old. You will find this vaguely irritating.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
What ever you do today, don't panic. Remember to bring a towel. Government bureaucracy figures heavily in your life, soon.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Good day to begin that toothpick sculpture you've been thinking of. You'll be the only private individual (aside from Martha Stewart) who orders toothpicks by the case. Martha goes through several boxes just sticking breakfast together, I hear.