"Just wait until your father Webb hears about this."
Does anybody else remember, just prior to Starr getting underway, that there was an actual admission that Webb Hubble fathered Chelsea, because BJ was sterile? It was in USA Today, one day only, then thoroughly sqeulched.
There's no doubt that Hillary deserves all the acrimony we can muster, but Chelsea is rather an innocent in all of this. She never asked for her parents
Maybe we could all resolve to leave her out of whatever criticism we offer her parents.
chelsea looks very angry
It's really not my fault 'cause
Our parents we can't choose
But I have made a plan and
I don't have much to lose
Each day I find a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad
The man whom I've called daddy
Is quite a loony tune
And if he gets his way
He'll rape four in June
Each day I find a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad
I'm scraping the rugs…I'll find his DNA
I'll take it to a lab and see what they will say
Although Web had ripped off some folks
And he did some prison time
He's not bought off by the Chinese
He is not a traitor slime
Each day I find a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad
I'm scraping the rugs…I'll find his DNA
I'll take it to a lab and see what they will say
To see the tabloids I get sick
Penis this and penis that
I dread the day that I will read
He assaulted Socks my cat
Each day I find a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad
Or maybe it was Vince. Hell, I don't know!