"God's light and God's life ooze over me like warm butter."
Ahhh but nothing about "rivers of living water" flowing OUT of him. ("For what goes into a man goes out thru the draught. There fore it is not what goes into a man that corrupts him, but rather what comes out of him" Jesus Christ)
Something warm may be crawling over him but it has a sulphorous aroma...!
"God's light and God's life ooze over me like warm butter."
What about the gods small creatures the gerbils?
It's not vaguely creepy, it's downright freaking weird. I can think of other things that might ooze over him like warm butter, and God's light is not one of them.