[7.62 x 51mm]

No sympathy here, Stewart. I still despise your guts, you nasty, arrogant, criminal b!tch.

[Rifleman]

I never much liked Martha Stewart but she committed no crime. She was convicted of lying to federal investigators about a crime for which she never was and could not have been charged.

The lesson of Ms. Stewart's experience is never, never, never talk to a fed or any other government agent. Answer no questions, refer them to your attorney. They are not your friends whether you are innocent as a spring lamb or as guilty as sin. Don't talk to them.