[Minuteman23]

But....But.....my toilet can only flush 1.6 gallons per flush. That's in the constitution...ain't it?

I'm not sure anymore. From what I hear, the Constitution is now locked away in a secret vault, all previous copies of it have been declared null and void, and only a select few are allowed to read it anymore. So your toilet might be unconstitutional without you even knowing it (until they come to arrest you).

[razorback-bert]

The DNC will let you download a copy of the Constitution for a small donation.